Meet Don Miggs

If you were a superhero, who would you be and why?

Superman. Why? He’s Superman! Why pick some watered-down “me-too” superhero with a fraction of Superman’s abilities and good looks? And the one-piece is always a fashion forward option.

Favorite band?

U2. Like Superman, they do it all. And better than me.

What is something that not everybody knows about you?

I like Superman.

What is your proudest moment?

Being smart enough to marry Lisa DeBartolo Miggs so we can grow old together watching our boys navigate life with joy.

Biggest pet peeve?

Oh, I suppose the big ones like ignorance and prejudice. Did I say ignorance? But seriously, nuts in chocolate chip cookies. It’s now NOT a chocolate chip cookie. It’s a chocolate chip and nut cookie. So my biggest pet peeve seems to truly be the lack of truth and integrity in advertising a cookie as chocolate chip when clearly you are selling the good name of the chip by adding the senseless nut. Why add another flavor? Are you showing off? Afraid the chip can’t stand on it’s own? You’re bored? Leave it be. Just leave it be.

Guilty pleasure?

Eating chocolate chip cookies in my Superman costume.

What makes you unique?

Nothing you already read gave you a feeling that I answered that question? OK, then it’s my conviction to the truth, in cookies.

Meet Lisa DeBartolo Miggs

If you were a superhero, who would you be and why?

Wonder Woman. A powerful female role model. What woman doesn’t aspire to be that?

Favorite band?

I suppose I should say Miggs since Don might read this, but a close second would have to be Duran Duran.

What is something that not everybody knows about you?

I am as insecure as I am confident but then again, who isn’t?

What is your proudest moment?

Two beautiful boys and a successful marriage is a good place to start.

Biggest pet peeve?

Poor grammar, misspelled words and errors in print. Or the lack of common sense. That one sets me off.

Guilty pleasure?

Smelling my husband’s under arms.

What makes you unique?

I am not defined by what I have.

Meet Ben Swig

If you were a superhero, who would you be and why?

Invisible Woman. NOW WAIT A SECOND, I am not announcing that I am transitioning to a woman!  I have always thought the best superpower would be the ability to be invisible.

Favorite band?

Beastie Boys. From the first time I saw them in 1987, I have wanted to be a Beastie Boy.

What is something that not everybody knows about you?

I am very concerned about keeping up with my manscaping, too hot in Florida to have hair on my balls.

What is your proudest moment?

By far it would be my 20+ years of sobriety. If it weren’t for getting sober, (1) I probably wouldn’t be alive today and, (2) I wouldn’t have all the gifts in my life, 3 kids, a perfect wife and a perfect ex wife!

Biggest pet peeve?

I am a grumpy old man so pretty much everything pisses me off. If I had to boil it down to one, I would say stupid people.

Guilty pleasure?

SO MANY TO CHOOSE FROM! Peanut Butter M&M’s and binge TV show watching.

What makes you unique?

I suffer from a disease called terminal uniqueness so pretty much everything about me is unique!

Meet JoJo

If you were a superhero, who would you be and why?

Wonder Woman. She is pretty much a combination of Superman’s powers (suck it Don!) and Batman’s fighting skills. In other words, she is the baddest of all asses! And, I mean, that body though.

Favorite band?

This is tough for me. I love so many genres spanning all decades. But, if I had to pick one (yeah, yeah, I know I’m gonna get made fun of, I’m ok with that LOL), it would have to be New Kids on the Block. Let me explain. NKOTB was my first concert. There is just something about your first concert experience, no matter who it is, that just does something to your soul.

What is something that not everybody knows about you?

I have a pillow that I sleep with every night. I call her “The Baby”. She is almost 25 years old.

What is your proudest moment?

Beating the stereotypes my junior year in high school and becoming a member of the varsity cheerleading team.

Biggest pet peeve?

I don’t have a “biggest” per se, I have a lot of them. But one of them, tardiness. My time is just as important as yours. Oh, and I hate chipped nail polish. Seriously, just take it off already.

Guilty pleasure?

For sure watching TV. Like, waaay too much TV. But it’s just so good.

What makes you unique?

My charming Leo personality, of course. And, my fingerprints. Duh.